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This is a piece of Satire

Islamabad: Having fun has been inculcated in our bones, what we love more than that is to make fun of others. This time the PML-N government known more for their eating habits and love for roads has played a national level joke which many of us couldn’t ever have thought of.

PML-N has struck gold with this hilarious tactic. This scribe had never imagined such ingenuity from the ruling party.

Last Sunday, when Mumtaz Qadri’s supporters took over Islamabad’s Red Zone life, had become uncertain. Many thought that it was PMLN’s end but according to sources, their Punjabi love for jugatbazi helped out immensely in the talks.

The list of absurd conditions paired with the unsettling appearance of the Qadri supporters drove PML-N insane, so much so they decided to agree with them. “They tried very hard and we did slip for a while. But our Quaid (Nawaz Sharif) has better plans,” said PML-N leader and Federal Interior Minister Chaudhary Nisar Ali Khan.

“The plan was simple: to fool the fools,” Nisar told Khabaristan Times. “We agreed to all their demands in our own way.”

The supporters went home happy and satisfied. “We did what Allah had asked us to do. These politicians are beneath us. See they agreed to all our terms,” said a Qadri supporter.

“Let them think what they want, we played an April Fools prank on them in advance,” Nisar confirmed.


Originally Published in Khabaristan Times 

This is a piece of Satire

ISPR also focusing on improving quality of videos

Rawalpindi: ISPR has successfully released its second musical video in the memory of the APS Peshawar victims. It hopes to fill the security gap of the country with such musical videos, Khabaristan Times has learnt.

“We have huge plans for spreading patriotic slogans across the country about Pakistan so that they forget their security concerns, and music is the best medium for this,” an ISPR official told Khabaristan Times.

It isn’t only music, ISPR is focusing on improving the quality of its videos, according to reports.

“We are hiring better singers and conducting stage shows,” the official revealed. “See, the army is tired of fighting and we too need a break, so we have asked to get the budget transferred to the ISPR funding so we can better entertain people in a lawful manner.”

He continued: “What we are planning now is the biggest event ever in the history of the world. We invite Taliban to fight with us to the beats! We are going to very soon conduct a dance-off!”

“ISPR has been in the shadows for many years now, but with ‘Main aisi Qaum’ and ‘Dushman ke bacho ko parhana hai’ we are finally in the limelight and we won’t let it go so easily.”

Reports suggest that the dance off will be conducted around the Zarb-e-Azb schedule and will decide the final winner of the ongoing military operation. People from the TTP are in contact with the ISPR finalising the details.

“No suicide bombing or shooting will be allowed during the show. We will definitely win Inshallah. We were born to entertain, and it’s time we bring out the showmen in us. TTP has some hidden in them too, our spies have revealed,” confirmed the ISPR official.

“The dance off will help exert the aggression on both sides, making music the platform of all fights. Because entertainment is more important than the security of the people or challenging any ideologies,” said a military analyst while talking to Khabaristan Times.


 

Originally Publish in Khabaristan Times.