Agreeing to Qadri supporters’ demands was April Fools prank in advance, confirms Nisar

This is a piece of Satire

Islamabad: Having fun has been inculcated in our bones, what we love more than that is to make fun of others. This time the PML-N government known more for their eating habits and love for roads has played a national level joke which many of us couldn’t ever have thought of.

PML-N has struck gold with this hilarious tactic. This scribe had never imagined such ingenuity from the ruling party.

Last Sunday, when Mumtaz Qadri’s supporters took over Islamabad’s Red Zone life, had become uncertain. Many thought that it was PMLN’s end but according to sources, their Punjabi love for jugatbazi helped out immensely in the talks.

The list of absurd conditions paired with the unsettling appearance of the Qadri supporters drove PML-N insane, so much so they decided to agree with them. “They tried very hard and we did slip for a while. But our Quaid (Nawaz Sharif) has better plans,” said PML-N leader and Federal Interior Minister Chaudhary Nisar Ali Khan.

“The plan was simple: to fool the fools,” Nisar told Khabaristan Times. “We agreed to all their demands in our own way.”

The supporters went home happy and satisfied. “We did what Allah had asked us to do. These politicians are beneath us. See they agreed to all our terms,” said a Qadri supporter.

“Let them think what they want, we played an April Fools prank on them in advance,” Nisar confirmed.


Originally Published in Khabaristan Times 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s